"some bitch put it on a fuckin blog i cant escape that even if i wanted too" - Harlee Cavalier (aka Harlee Fallen) talking about her self admission to being a guy in RL.

[2011/07/05 18:37] Harlee Fallen: i’m a boy in rl



Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Guitar Lessons


I have so much junk I have bought, props for movies (wheel chair, cast, phones) that i'm trying to cut back on buying stuff I won't use more than once, if at all. So I tired to get a free guitar today. 


[2011/02/22 18:18]  Rayven Baily: hey
[2011/02/22 18:19]  Rayven Baily: im here to pick up the speical guitar for Mr. Van Halen
[2011/02/22 18:20]  Kentar Vendetta: ic
[2011/02/22 18:20]  Kentar Vendetta: we do have some good van halen guitars
[2011/02/22 18:20]  Rayven Baily: he said it was paid in full.
[2011/02/22 18:20]  Rayven Baily: im just here to pick it up
[2011/02/22 18:21]  Kentar Vendetta: ic. I am sorry, I do not know anything about taht. one moment pls, I'll see if the owner is available
[2011/02/22 18:23]  Kentar Vendetta: someone paid for it, and you are to pick it up and use it?
[2011/02/22 18:23]  Kentar Vendetta: a custom guitar?
[2011/02/22 18:23]  Rayven Baily: Yes. they sent me to pick it up. im their gopher
[2011/02/22 18:24]  Kentar Vendetta: who sent you?
[2011/02/22 18:24]  Rayven Baily: Mr. Van Halen
[2011/02/22 18:26]  Rayven Baily: He has a concert tonight
[2011/02/22 18:26]  Kentar Vendetta: the problem is, we do not have transfereable guitars
[2011/02/22 18:27]  Kentar Vendetta: there would be nothing for you to pick up
[2011/02/22 18:27]  Rayven Baily: I see. maybe he meant for me to have it then.
[2011/02/22 18:27]  Kentar Vendetta: if Mr Van Halen wishes to get his guiar, he has to do it himself
[2011/02/22 18:27]  Rayven Baily: Must be my birthday present he just told me to pick it up tonight.
[2011/02/22 18:29]  Kentar Vendetta: ic. well do you have a transactoin number of the payment?
[2011/02/22 18:29]  Kentar Vendetta: what proof have you
[2011/02/22 18:29]  Rayven Baily: No, he didnt give me that. Im sorry.
[2011/02/22 18:30]  Kentar Vendetta: without that, or even a descriptoin of which guitar it is, how can I help you get it?
[2011/02/22 18:30]  Kentar Vendetta: or which
[2011/02/22 18:32]  Rayven Baily: I dont know just trying to do what my boss said
[2011/02/22 18:32]  Kentar Vendetta: what is the person's full avatar name pls
[2011/02/22 18:33]  Kentar Vendetta: I can look up his purchase records
[2011/02/22 18:35]  Rayven Baily: He might of use a alias because he is pretty big star
[2011/02/22 18:36]  Kentar Vendetta: well, we need some info to help find out what's going on
[2011/02/22 18:36]  Rayven Baily: Im sure it was top of the line model he only plays the best
[2011/02/22 18:36]  Kentar Vendetta: glad to hear it
[2011/02/22 18:37]  Rayven Baily: so when should i expect it to be delivered
[2011/02/22 18:37]  Kentar Vendetta: what
[2011/02/22 18:37]  Kentar Vendetta: you still have not told me which of the 100s of guitars it is
[2011/02/22 18:38]  Kentar Vendetta: I'd love to hellp u uot
[2011/02/22 18:38]  Rayven Baily: warlock black and white
[2011/02/22 18:41]  Rayven Baily: those are some nice drums. very nice store
[2011/02/22 18:41]  Kentar Vendetta: ty
[2011/02/22 18:41]  Kentar Vendetta: may I friend you?
[2011/02/22 18:41]  Rayven Baily: sure.
[2011/02/22 18:41]  Kentar Vendetta: I'm trying to track this down for u
[2011/02/22 18:42]  Kentar Vendetta is Online
[2011/02/22 18:43]  Rayven Baily: ok thank you. sorry if im making more work for you.
[2011/02/22 18:43]  Kentar Vendetta: it's ok, I can tell you are new
[2011/02/22 18:43]  Kentar Vendetta: but, we have no way of giving guitars out without proof of purchase
[2011/02/22 18:44]  Rayven Baily: Oh, im sorry I didnt come prepared.

Rats I thought i had it too.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Dick in a box!

This is me in front of my TV playing the dick in a box SNL skit. Dick in a box on NM has close to 170 views and 5 stars!!! I'm glad you all enjoyed it... well, most of you. It was a spur of the moment idea and I had some problems with the new Movie maker I dled so.. I actually lost a clip of Ivori and myself doing the robot dance with our boxes on because it got corrupt. If you haven't seen the original You can watch it here.

I also have a really good movie idea in the works... It will be my cruise ship story about a mother and daughter, but I think it can be my best work yet. I might work on that over time... and do little stuff in between. I don't want to rush to put this one out.

I have a smaller project in the works and I would like to get some bigger names involved in this one. So I might contact you..

Thank you all for watching my stuff it is a pleasure to bring you my wacky sense of humor in a video form.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Ivori brings her talents to the Orgy Forest

Ok, so I ended up at the Orgy Forest somehow dressed as a school girl. When I'm dressed as a school girl run the other way! I'm very bad. So here is my first pick with this guy with a mullet who was nice enough to pose with me. 


So this guy didn't care for me telling everyone that I was a fn' princess.


[18:10]  Chad Wheatcliffe: my, my, what foul language for a yound lady.
[18:10]  Chad Wheatcliffe: young*
[18:11]  Rayven Baily: I'm a fucking princess I can say what I want
[18:11]  Chad Wheatcliffe: You are not a very nice princess.  Someone should teach you better manners.
[18:13]  Rayven Baily: Im the hottest princess and you just are not prepared for my awesomeness
[18:14]  Chad Wheatcliffe: laughs, "you are right, I am not prepared, but it is your rudeness that I am not prepared for.  "
[18:15]  Rayven Baily: Rude? I'm not rude I'm a princess... how dare you speak to me that way.
[18:17]  Chad Wheatcliffe: I dare anything I want.  You are just a spoiled young lady with delusions of awesomeness.
[18:17]  Chad Wheatcliffe: Given a little time I cound make something of you.  You have spunk, but no class.
[18:18]  Rayven Baily: Your just a lower class punk. You don't know how to talk to a princess because you have never seen one before.
[18:18]  Rayven Baily: You have class it's called the lower class. Go cut my grass and clean my fucking pool.



So as you can see Ivori is in the background of this pic and the fun just started,


[18:54]  Rayven Baily: read my sign bitch
[18:54]  Burning Lamourfou: bitch?
[18:55]  Rayven Baily: Yep... you are my bitch
[18:55]  Burning Lamourfou: you are sick and demented and guess what?
[18:55]  Burning Lamourfou: banned
[18:55]  Burning Lamourfou: go F yourself
[18:55]  Rayven Baily: banned for what making you my bitch
[18:56]  Rayven Baily: Im a princess you cant ban me.
[18:56]  Burning Lamourfou: Just did
[18:56]  Rayven Baily: if im banned how come Im still here
[18:57]  Rayven Baily: Told you cant ban me, bitch... Im a fucking princess

So I started to try to get someone to hook up with Ivori.. one guy was willing, but he was sort of a newbie and was lost.. Then



[18:47]  Sklyar Avium: hows your night going
[18:47]  Rayven Baily: my friend ivori is horny Im trying to find her good loving
[18:47]  Sklyar Avium: well thast nice of you haha
[18:48]  Sklyar Avium: i wouldnt mind helpin her out
[18:48]  Rayven Baily: She is really slutty
[18:49]  Sklyar Avium: thats fine with me
[18:49]  Rayven Baily: ok she went afk lay on the mattress so u can eat her
[18:49]  Rayven Baily: she likes oral



[19:07]  Sklyar Avium: is ivory still horny
[19:07]  Rayven Baily: yes its her birthday I need to get her laid
[19:08]  Sklyar Avium: shit
[19:08]  Sklyar Avium: i gotta help out now
[19:08]  Rayven Baily: you cock tease
[19:09]  Sklyar Avium: not this time
[19:09]  Sklyar Avium: get her on that bed
[19:10]  Sklyar Avium: :)
[19:10]  Sklyar Avium: serious this time
[19:10]  Rayven Baily: ok get on the mattress and eat her pk
[19:11]  Rayven Baily: ok
[19:11]  Sklyar Avium: ok
[19:13]  Rayven Baily: make sure u lick her balls
[19:13]  Sklyar Avium: I did not know she had a dick
[19:13]  Sklyar Avium: ill do this if i get to fuck you after
[19:13]  Rayven Baily: oh sorry I forgot to mention that
[19:15]  Sklyar Avium: well?
[19:16]  Rayven Baily: let her fuck u in the ass and u can eat me
[19:16]  Sklyar Avium: i dont want to eat you i want to fuck you
[19:16]  Rayven Baily: ok let her fuck u then u can its her birthday
[19:16]  Sklyar Avium: ok fine
[19:17]  Sklyar Avium: but i want you topless while she fucks me
[19:18]  Rayven Baily: can i keep my sign at least
[19:18]  Sklyar Avium: yes
[19:19]  Rayven Baily: she said u are bad in bed and need to give a description if u want to see my boobies
[19:19]  Sklyar Avium: no fuck that
[19:20]  Sklyar Avium: take off the shir thten i get descriptive
[19:20]  Rayven Baily: its her birthday make her day
[19:20]  Sklyar Avium: or i leave
[19:20]  Sklyar Avium: i will, but i need something in return
[19:20]  Sklyar Avium: damnit
[19:20]  Rayven Baily: But Im a virgin
[19:20]  Sklyar Avium: you have the count of 5 to lose the shirt or i leave her
[19:20]  Sklyar Avium: 5
[19:20]  Sklyar Avium: 4
[19:21]  Sklyar Avium: 3
[19:21]  Rayven Baily: Make sure u get the pubic hair out of your teeth first
[19:21]  Sklyar Avium: 2
[19:21]  Sklyar Avium: last chance
[19:21]  Rayven Baily: no description no deal Im a virgin Im pure
[19:22]  Sklyar Avium: sliding his mouth up and down the hard cock, reachign up and pleasruing her tits. pinching each nipple slighty...
[19:22]  Sklyar Avium: thats a sample
[19:22]  Sklyar Avium: shirt or im gone
[19:22]  Rayven Baily: did u tell her that
[19:22]  Sklyar Avium: no
[19:23]  Rayven Baily: give her the descrption not me its not my birthday
[19:23]  Sklyar Avium: take off oyur fucking shirt or im leaving
[19:23]  Sklyar Avium: and nobody will fuck ivori
[19:24]  Rayven Baily: you are just mad she has a bigger cock then u
[19:24]  Sklyar Avium: goodbye

So right after this guy got up another was willing to jump at the chance to taste Ivori's sausage.



[19:20]  Alpharomeo Blaisdale: hi
[19:20]  Alpharomeo Blaisdale: like to have some fun with me?
[19:20]  Rayven Baily: Hello are u waiting in line for my friend Ivori
[19:21]  Alpharomeo Blaisdale: no
[19:22]  Alpharomeo Blaisdale: well?
[19:22]  Rayven Baily: Its her birthday im trying to get her laid
[19:23]  Alpharomeo Blaisdale: wow
[19:23]  Alpharomeo Blaisdale: what about u?
[19:23]  Rayven Baily: I like sloppy seconds
[19:23]  Alpharomeo Blaisdale: u mean I have to fuck her first ?
[19:24]  Rayven Baily: Yes
[19:24]  Alpharomeo Blaisdale: uh oh
[19:24]  Alpharomeo Blaisdale: ok
[19:25]  Rayven Baily: How does her balls taste?
[19:25]  Alpharomeo Blaisdale: OOPS
[19:27]  Rayven Baily: is there something wrong
[19:29]  Alpharomeo Blaisdale:  Deception
[19:29]  Alpharomeo Blaisdale: THOUGHT SDECEPTION THOUGHT HE WASA SHE
[19:30]  Rayven Baily: she is a she.. chick with a dick
[19:30]  Alpharomeo Blaisdale: well can I have u?
[19:30]  Rayven Baily: must of tasted good you were down there for 10 minutes
[19:30]  Rayven Baily: Sorry Im a virgin
[19:30]  Alpharomeo Blaisdale: cuss my luck



How can you miss that package?















Thursday, September 30, 2010

Pornstar Undercover


All day I could not rez. Sleepy did her best earlier to try to help me, but nothing worked. Finally the sexy Serenity finally got me to rez... but as a newbie! She also gave me the idea to see what life is like as a newbie. So I head out to all those free fuck clubs I usually have guys blowing up my box at.

So I head to club fuck as I ask the girls on the pole how I can get some of those amazing bling shoes with my animated typing in full swing. I had fun with one guy who started flirting with me. In fact he was a guy who I dissed just weeks earlier as my normal self. I gave him a sob story on how my sister erased all my clothes and took all my money. So finally someone said they wanted to help me out and wanted to give me some high end clothes and skins. Above (minus the censored signs) are those high end clothes. I asked for huge boobs and a huge ass and this is the skin they gave me. I didn't even get any bling shoes!!!

So I set out to get laid..
Guy #1:
[14:59]  Rayven Baily: hi u want to have sex with my me. im new
[15:00]  Vasilis Primswitch: No, thanks, try to find someone else

Guy #2
[15:00]  Rayven Baily: hi you like sex? I
[15:01]  Rayven Baily: hi you like sex. Im new I want to get freaky
[15:03]  Rayven Baily: i want sex come back.

Shot down twice!! Which proves only one thing. Guys can't control themselves when Im in my own skin. Instead of pulling my whip out or telling them to fuck off next time they try to dry hump me... I'll be more understanding... I will give them a landmark to some freebie stores and point them in the direction of a horny newbie.

Now on a more serious note a few things. I sent something out a few days ago about doing a spotlight on up and coming talent. Well, things have changed. In the last 48 hours I have  been a smoke pile most of that time as I couldn't rez. 1) I need to start working because - I need money for my rent and 2) I don't want to get fired. I have only worked maybe 2 hours this week and 3 last week. Also I have only done one movie myself.. I would love to help others, but I don't think I'm in a position right now to do it. I want to personally appologize to Sleepy Umia as she was going to be my first profile, but I just can't do it at this time and I have a busy schedule outside of SL coming up.

I think big.. sometimes WAY too big. An though I have a general idea what I wantdc to do I think I can do it better down the road. Take my house as an example... my house went from a simple project to trying to create a porn like amusement park. There are more animations on my small plot of land then Disney land and Disney world combined, In the future I will be producing small videos or films at my place, but right now my focus is on getting it done and I keep coming up with new ideas making it bigger and better.

Hopefully I will stay rezzed.. because I don't want to have to go back to being a newbie again.

Monday, September 20, 2010

It's on like Donkey Kong!

Are you ready to laugh your ass off? So I went to the Xcite store to look at some private parts and I ended up buying a whip and a few other things. So I TPed back to my place and take out my new whip. Hmmm... I need to aim it at someone. So I live on commercial land... land was bought for me by someone else. So I step out my front door and there is only on person on the radar. I head that way eager to try my whip on whoever or whatever it was. Well, it was a it.



So I walk up and give him a taste of my new toy and then the fun started.

17:21]  Xcite! Quirt is now aimed at ReigningRealms Marenwolf.
[17:21]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: Hello
[17:21]  Xcite! Quirt whispers: Rayven snaps the quirt at ReigningRealms Marenwolf, the leather tails raking across their flesh.
[17:21]  Xcite! Quirt whispers: Rayven brings the quirt overhead and then cracks it down harshly across ReigningRealms Marenwolf's back.
[17:21]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: Can I assist you?
[17:21]  Xcite! Quirt whispers: Rayven brings the quirt overhead and then cracks it down harshly across ReigningRealms Marenwolf's back.
[17:22]  Xcite! Quirt whispers: Rayven brings the quirt overhead and then cracks it down harshly across ReigningRealms Marenwolf's back.
[17:22]  Rayven Baily: take that golem
[17:22]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: If you are a self proclaimed Princess, shouldn't you be subscribing and entering this contest instead of beating me?
[17:23]  Rayven Baily: what contest
[17:23]  Xcite! Quirt whispers: Rayven brings the quirt across her body and strikes ReigningRealms Marenwolf with a swift backhand stroke.
[17:23]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: ...
[17:23]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: The Princess contest directly in front of you.
[17:23]  Xcite! Quirt whispers: Rayven brings the quirt overhead and then cracks it down harshly across ReigningRealms Marenwolf's back.
[17:23]  Rayven Baily: what do i win
[17:24]  Rayven Baily: so all i need is the most votes
[17:24]  You silently accept RRM Sept Contest- Best In Princess from ReigningRealms Marenwolf.
[17:24]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: 1- You need to subscribe for free
[17:24]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: there's a kiosk to your right for that.
[17:25]  Rayven Baily: thank you troll
[17:25]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: 2- You need a snapshot of you looking "Princess-like" - however you view that
[17:25]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: and 3- Then you need the most votes.
[17:25]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: And I'm a goblin.
[17:25]  Rayven Baily: no problem
[17:25]  Rayven Baily: piece of cake
[17:26]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: You say that. But do you think you can keep your whip still long enough to take a Princess pic of yourself and click a subscribe sign, hmmm??
[17:26]  Rayven Baily: Watch your tongue troll or i shall have you taste my whip
[17:26]  Xcite! Quirt whispers: Rayven brings the quirt overhead and then cracks it down harshly across ReigningRealms Marenwolf's back.
[17:27]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: You already did. That was how this conversation began. A conversation, something a goblin is able to do while a filthy mud loving troll is not.
[17:27]  Rayven Baily: I will decide that not you
[17:27]  Rayven Baily: What about shrek
[17:28]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: If you were REALLY powerful, you would prove it by having your realm enter the RP REALM OF THE YEAR competition and being in an event!
[17:28]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: And shrek was an ogre.
[17:29]  Rayven Baily: I dont need no stinking awards.. I am a fucking princess!!





[17:29]  Rayven Baily: I have a shirt to prove it
[17:29]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: Afraid you would be easily defeated?
[17:30]  Rayven Baily: what does my shirt say troll?
[17:30]  Rayven Baily: See I told you
[17:30]  Xcite! Quirt whispers: Rayven snaps the quirt at ReigningRealms Marenwolf, the leather tails raking across their flesh.
[17:30]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: Well it certainly doesn't say that you've won any contest here.
[17:31]  Rayven Baily: I could easily win this contest troll. I will make a wager with you
[17:31]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: Afraid these 3 others would beat you?
[17:31]  Rayven Baily:               ·.·°·.♬♫☆ ⋙ⓁⓂⒶⓄ⋘ ☆♫♬.·°·.·
[17:31]  Rayven Baily: ·.·°·.♬♫☆ Crackin Da ⋙Ⓕⓤⓒⓚ⋘ Up ☆♫♬.·°·.
[17:31]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: I can see why you would be. They have a head start and all.
[17:31]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: And crowns.
[17:32]  Rayven Baily: II could and would easily win
[17:32]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: And the bravery to actually enter.
[17:32]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: Easy to say when you've not entered.
[17:32]  Xcite! Quirt whispers: Rayven whirls the quirt around, just barely touching ReigningRealms Marenwolf.
[17:32]  Xcite! Quirt whispers: Rayven brings the quirt overhead and then cracks it down harshly across ReigningRealms Marenwolf's back.
[17:32]  Rayven Baily: You mock me troll?
[17:33]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: I could say that I could fly to the moon. If I never even jump, then I suppose you can't prove me wrong.
[17:33]  Rayven Baily: How dare you. Can you not read? Im a fucking princess
[17:33]  Xcite! Quirt is no longer aimed at ReigningRealms Marenwolf.
[17:33]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: A Princess that is afraid to enter a contest to have others vote on her?
[17:33]  Xcite! Quirt is now aimed at ReigningRealms Marenwolf.
[17:34]  Rayven Baily: I will enter and win troll... and when i do I want to see you come back her and kiss my feet
[17:34]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: Have you even subscribed yet?
[17:34]  Xcite! Quirt whispers: Rayven swings the quirt across ReigningRealms Marenwolf's flesh, leaving a distinctive set of red marks.
[17:34]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: That's just a matter of a simple click!
[17:35]  Subscription Button whispers: You have been subscribed! Click me to unsubscribe or to access old messages.
[17:36]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: Very good. You managed step 1.
[17:36]  Rayven Baily: there troll now all others have lost
[17:36]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: Now lets see if you can manage step 2.
[17:36]  Rayven Baily: I dont care for your sarcasm troll
[17:36]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: It's really complicated. Getting a snapshot of yourself without breaking things, Princesssss
[17:36]  Xcite! Quirt whispers: Rayven brings the quirt across her body and strikes ReigningRealms Marenwolf with a swift backhand stroke.
[17:36]  Xcite! Quirt whispers: Rayven snaps the quirt at ReigningRealms Marenwolf, the leather tails raking across their flesh.
[17:37]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: You whip proves nothing. Winning proves everything.
[17:37]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: Those who never even enter simply don't count.
[17:37]  Rayven Baily: Im a princess I need to shop and be serviced I dont have time for games troll.
[17:38]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: Afraid you'll loose. Yes, I can see why you would be.
[17:38]  Rayven Baily: I'm not afraid of nothing troll
[17:39]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: No crown. Can't tell the difference between a troll and a goblin. And then there's the matter of taking a snapshot and actually dragging it onto the board... Yes, only a true Princess could handle such things.
[17:39]  Rayven Baily: I will win.. I can guarentee that
[17:39]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: Another big claim... from someone who hasn't even entered.
[17:39]  Rayven Baily: I am allowing them a head start..
[17:39]  Rayven Baily: to make it fair
[17:40]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: They've had it. The contest opened at the beginning of September.
[17:40]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: If you really thought you stood a chance, whipper, you'd have your pic up there already.
[17:40]  Rayven Baily: a few more days here and there..
[17:40]  Xcite! Quirt whispers: Rayven brings the quirt overhead and then cracks it down harshly across ReigningRealms Marenwolf's back.
[17:41]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: Oh right, then you can say you "forgot" to enter when it ends next week. Is that it?
[17:41]  Rayven Baily: Dont mock me troll..
[17:41]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: "Ohh... I didn't loose... I just didn't enter..." mmhmmm
[17:41]  Rayven Baily: No i wil enter. I tolf you troll and when i do win U have to kiss my feet is that a deal?
[17:42]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: Sure sure, if you win. Good luck with that, one who hasn't even entered.
[17:42]  Rayven Baily: an when i win I shall banish you from this land
[17:43]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: Be sure to grab a copy of the rules.
[17:43]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: You can not banish me. I can, however... banish you. Tread carefully, whipper who claims to be a Princess who hasn't even entered yet...
[17:43]  Rayven Baily: Do I sound like I follow rules troll?
[17:44]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: Oh I see your game now! You'll claim you hadn't actually lost, because you will break a rule and be thrown out of the running.
[17:44]  Rayven Baily: My princess palace is just by the water.
[17:44]  Xcite! Quirt whispers: Rayven swings the quirt across ReigningRealms Marenwolf's flesh, leaving a distinctive set of red marks.
[17:45]  Rayven Baily: How dare you insult me troll
[17:45]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: If there was such a palace, you would be there, getting your snapshot so that you could enter and force your... loyal subjects... to vote for you.
[17:45]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: But here you are... still not even in the running.
[17:45]  Rayven Baily: I do have a palace troll... and it's beautiful just like me.
[17:46]  Xcite! Quirt whispers: Rayven snaps the quirt at ReigningRealms Marenwolf, the leather tails raking across their flesh.
[17:46]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: Beauty is in the eye of our voters. Your current count is... well, zero.
[17:46]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: And snapping that thing at me isn't proving your point.
[17:47]  Rayven Baily: So far because I havent entered troll but soon all my followers will flock here and I will have dozens
[17:47]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf yawns, "Hmm. We'll see. I doubt you'll even have the courage to actually enter. Go on, prove me wrong."
[17:47]  Rayven Baily: Then when those little girls on there lose you better be here to chear them up troll.
[17:48]  Xcite! Quirt whispers: Rayven brings the quirt overhead and then cracks it down harshly across ReigningRealms Marenwolf's back.
[17:48]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: Oh I'll be here. I'm always here.
[17:48]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: Many things for a goblin to horde here... yes.... shiny objects....
[17:48]  Rayven Baily: Farewell troll... I will be back.
[17:48]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: As you claim.
[17:49]  Rayven Baily: If you enter my palace troll my security will have you banished to a forgotten land
[17:49]  Xcite! Quirt whispers: Rayven snaps the quirt at ReigningRealms Marenwolf, the leather tails raking across their flesh.
[17:50]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: Again, something I will believe when I see it. Though, if your palace was great, you would be in the Realm of the Year contest, wouldn't you?
[17:50]  Rayven Baily: So i will be back troll... and when you see my picture do not drool all over it
[17:51]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf chuckles "If such a photo ever appears, I shall try to contain myself."
[17:51]  Rayven Baily: My palace is beautiful, troll... unlike you
[17:51]  ReigningRealms Marenwolf: Then I'm sure you will prove it.
[17:51]  Rayven Baily: just go I will be back...and I will win

So in short this guy was really into his character and me joining this contest and I just fucked with him and beat the hell out of him. So It's on... here is my princess picture!

I have like four more days to get 6 votes to take the lead! So after I bought this dress I headed to Truth to guy some hair. Lag was horrible as usual and took forever to find what i wanted. There were these two females there talking about Twilight in local chat. So I walked right passed them yelled "Get out the way here comes a fucking princess". OMG, this one went crazy. She didn't care too much for my language or my attitude..but i got her to stop talking about twilight.

So come vote for me so I can show this little green creature  that I am Second Life's top Fn' princess!
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Solace%20Lake/179/96/22