What happens when...

People who think they have talent.. make an ass of themselves by showing they have no talent? They become the butt end of jokes on the internet.

Let's take the "great" Kim Kardashian. A few days ago a video clip of a song she made was leaked to the internet.



Repeating a phase 10 times in a row is not song writing anyone can do that! Thank you for not releasing more of this video. My stomach turned enough with the small dose I got. Better yet can you release the rest of the video I want to do a spoof video of it.

Then there is Rebecca Black.



I don't know how old she is but the problem here is there is no rhyming or rhythm in her song. It's like she is talking to a beat and made this song up as they were filming. You seriously have to wonder who helped her write the lyrics to this song my best guess is Scooby Mode.

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today it is Friday
We we we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
and Sunday comes afterwards


You couldn't pay me enough to kick it with her on a weekend. Partying? Are you kidding me. lol

Bieber has been cloned!



This is sooooo bad. This what happens when people without talent get hyped in the media. Wannabes!! Seriously if this kid asked me out on a date in high school I would laugh at his face then hold him down and shave his head.

Auto tuner is the tool of the devil

I'm throwing my hat in...

 

Well, not really this hat cost me some lindens and I don't want anyone stealing it, but I'm making movies. So I tried to get in touch with some of the best amateur movie makers to get some advice. I called Paris and she said "that's hot" and suggested I use night vision. Night vision? I guess I'll need to go to a weapons store for that. I called Kim Kardashian and she said once I leak the tape my popularity will soar and I'll almost be as big as her ass. Leak the tape? I'm doing this because I want to you airhead! Then R. Kelly to offered some tips.. Yuck! *click* I couldn't hang up fast enough. 

With that said, I'm not looking to make a ton of movies. I won't make a movie to make a movie... only if i has a story behind it. I'm not into making just sex scenes.... no story, no plot is like no foreplay. I enjoy foreplay! I'll start with a few videos here and there.. maybe take my crazy antics to video. I do though have a plot for my first movie. I also have a general idea of what I want to do and how I want to do it. I'm never short on ideas...

An for those guys who wanted me to do casting call to appear in your movies... you are welcome to be in mine. I'll just need to to preform for me in a audition with two gay males...you know, for the movie.