"some bitch put it on a fuckin blog i cant escape that even if i wanted too" - Harlee Cavalier (aka Harlee Fallen) talking about her self admission to being a guy in RL.

[2011/07/05 18:37] Harlee Fallen: i’m a boy in rl



Showing posts with label Naughty Machinima. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Naughty Machinima. Show all posts

Thursday, January 13, 2011

My New Movie: Wabbit Season


Do to the popularity of Puppy Girl & Rammstein Fuck! video on Naughty Machinima I have decided to make a video on what would happen if Bugs Bunny was a pornstar. There are moments in this video which push the envelope like him cross dressing as a female to get away from Elmer Fudd. Keep that in mind as you choose to watch this video.

Well, not really....

I'm starting on a new video today, but no wabbits involved. Ok, maybe just one. So look for it soon.... Maybe Jan 29th.

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Make way for the Bad Girl.

Earlier in the week I watched the movie Scarface.. and well, came across a gem of a scene in the movie. I whipped up a simple little video and it just happened to end up in my video. I don't think I could myself speak more true words.

"What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why?  
You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. 

Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin...."

There are some people who build up this perception of themselves to compensate for the lack of a real life. They are these SL Gods.. well in their minds They like to point fingers and point out what others are doing, but are totally blind to their own actions and are denial. A few are so perfect.. they don't make mistakes.. or at least they won't admit to them .

Then there are people like me (whom seem to be rare in sl) who don't really care for getting on their knees, puckering up and kissing the ass of every single person who could in some way benefit them.Some of us can stand on our own two feets... walk the walk and talk the talk.

 In short when you fuck with Rayven Baily... you are fucking with the best!

Make way for the Princess!


Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Naughty Machinima is down!

The following message is all you will get "The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to the site owner reaching his/her bandwidth limit. Please try again later'"

 In other news... I must be psychic.. or just smart. Maybe a little of both.... Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Response from Muse of Naughty Machinima


As I stated in a previous post I contacted Muse who runs Naughty Machinima about the current state of the web site and this is his reply.

"The current system is not at all working the way I intended. Even when it is working correctly, it is still not the way I want it to work. Unfortunately there are a ton of other issues, like the videos being cut off, which is a bug from a recent update, that need to be resolved first. Furthermore, I have pressing issues with other websites that need attendance. I assure you I have every intention of making everything right but there is a sequence of events that keeps growing in order to make that happen. Thanks."

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

SL Porn takes a step back

I'm sure many of you have noticed a change at naughty machinima...do to bandwidth over usage... well, all I have to say is I told you so...weeks ago. This is what happens when you take advantage of a good "free" thing.

So what are you other options? Xtube? Great if the server they put your video on is actually allowing your movie to be embedded otherwise it's useless.

NaughtyBitch ? It's had it's own share of problems including finding a "home" and not jumping from server to server.

It's a shame... instead of taking steps forward and growing as a group... we take a big step backwards...

Thursday, December 2, 2010

My search for knowledge

Today I went on a search of second life to learn. Search for knowledge!!! I was confused and I guess I didn't "get it" so I wanted to figure it out. 

Earlier today someone mentioned leaving constructive criticism. I guess the thing that confused me is who said it from what I knew..


I found out what constructive criticism means "promoting improvement or development"...but does everyone deserve it? Then i got this visual image of OJ Simpson looking for some constructive criticism after killing two people including his ex wife.. He walks up to Kato and he gives it to him by saying "Next time you have an argument maybe nobody should die" or "Your temper is improving. you didn't kill me."

I bet the guards tell Charles Manson every day he don't look like it but he actually is a very nice guy.

Yea right!!

So last night I was uploading my video "Flight club" and as soon as I went to the Naughty Machinima web page something stood out like a sore thumb. A new movie which was uploaded 3 hours earlier already had 110 views. So I started to upload my movie and opened another browser window and started to watch this 'popular"movie. It actually was pretty good... then my movie was done uploading and the next thing I know WOW! all of a sudden this movie was viewed 65 more times!!

I thought this was kind of strange considering it was between 10-11 Pm  SLT and not exactly "prime time". All these people watched this movie at the same time too.. wow.

Yea right!!

Then I looked back at other movies by this director. Wow... amazing this person's movies are averaging 1603 views!!! Who else can say that Emma? Maybe.. yet this person has like 70 less followers than Emma has on her blog, yet has the same "fan base" on Naughty machinima.

I compared this person's video from a few weeks ago which had over 1000 views to my video "Dommaidatrix" which is on the front page and is a featured film. What a surprise... their movie is averaging more views per day. 

Ironically, like OJ Simpson this has a sad ending... he was once a great football player... now he is only known as a criminal. This person actually makes good movies, but I guess they are not satisfied with making good art, but it's all about boosting views....which really gets you nothing.

You make any money from more views? You get any award? Is you face on any magazine? Did they name a region in second life after you? What did you gain from this???

Nothing, but you lost respect and gained a label which is my Princess word of the day!!!

Definition of FRAUD

1a : deceit, trickery; specifically : intentional perversion of truth in order to induce another to part with something of value or to surrender a legal right b : an act of deceiving or misrepresenting : trick
2
a : a person who is not what he or she pretends to be : impostor; also : one who defrauds : cheat b : one that is not what it seems or is represented to be



Monday, November 29, 2010

Fun with Numbers!!

Naughty Machinima is the topic of the day. You see... some people reported I was this "Jack" person on NM so I was contacted by the owner Muse. More than likely the same person who created four new accounts on NM last Tuesday and gave all my movies 1 star while giving theirs all five stars. 

So Muse and I had a little talk...and one of the things he is looking to improve is cutting back on the amount of bandwidth used. Some are obviously using more than others... maybe to a point where they are abusing it.

Oh I know... Rayven, you are just being a bitch again.  Well, let's crunch some numbers, ok?

Person #1 - Uploads a 12 minute movie - It's the only movie they upload in a week.

Person #2 - Uploads five 6 minute movies in a week. 30 total minutes.


As you can see Person #2 is clearly using more server space. Which once again goes back to my statement about taking more time to produce quality movies and not trying to rush them out only to start on the next.

Rayven, how can you tell us what we can upload? I can't but if we continue as we  are then Naughty Machinima will have to change to be more cost efficient which might bring limitations to what we can and cant do.

When I joined SL Porn people were bitching about Naughty Machinima being down... well, I'm telling you right now when things change don't blame Muse. Nobody is giving a cent to keep the web site up and running.. everyone is using it for free. The more space used... the more expensive it gets. An he said this will be one of the things he will be looking into to improve the site.

Views of movies on Naughty Machinima have become of joke. When I first got into this I always wondered why one movie might of got more views than the next.

Last week I noticed a movie had. 482 views in a 10 hour span. - So when I saw this I went and looked back at all the movies released before that one to find one that had similar numbers. Finally I found one... but this movie was a week old. So basically this movie in 10 hours had more views   than other movies did in a week. That's right, in 10 hours this movie had twice the views as most movies 4-5 days older than it. So let's just say NM did have 482 different viewers in that 10 hour  Wspan. Am I lead to believe they came to NM picked this one movie out. Watched only that one movie and left while watching no other movies?  Some of you people make it WAY too obvious you are fluffing your movie views. This doesn't just apply to directors I notice a pattern with a few actresses who movies get a "extra" couple hundred bumps in views if they are in it compared to someone else.
 
What's the point really? What do you gain from this? Personally as a director I like to use it as a gauge to see what my movie is doing compared to others and see what movies (or what kind) of movies people are watching. That is pointless now because some people must boost their egos by hitting the browser a hundred times trying to make it appear their movie is "the thing to watch"

Oh yea and BTW, Muse also did mention views might be restricted too...

Once again don't blame him... don't blame me for being the messenger.. blame those abusing the system.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Sinderella and Dommaidatrix

Dommaidatrix with over 800 views on Naughty Machinaima is now a featured movie!! Once again thanks to all of you for checking it out. 

My 3rd movie,  Sinderella is now on Naughty Machinima. You can also watch it at Naughty Bitch

I hope you enjoyed it. I have recently been getting people sending me notecards and wanting to be in my movies. Well, I'm taking a break currently. I have a few ideas (which I will always have) but nothing solid where Im ready to shoot. I will keep you all in mind and thank you for the interest.