Worst rapper ever?

 

I just finished watching the documentary, "I'm still here" about Joaquin Phoenix's retirement from acting and going into making rap records. Last week I said I heard the worst rapper since Shaq... well, I stand by that statement. Even though Joaquin Phoenix is horrible at least he has some type of concept to match a slow beat with slow lyrics.. while the other person in question has no rhythm at all. Maybe Mr. Phoenix can go into SL directing next and teach this person how to make a decent movie. You would think after 75+ tries they would have some type of idea by now.

Naughty Machinima is down!

The following message is all you will get "The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to the site owner reaching his/her bandwidth limit. Please try again later'"

 In other news... I must be psychic.. or just smart. Maybe a little of both.... Don't say I didn't warn ya.

I just had sex!!

Well, last night.. but I couldn't get this song out of my mind after.

Response from Muse of Naughty Machinima

As I stated in a previous post I contacted Muse who runs Naughty Machinima about the current state of the web site and this is his reply.

"The current system is not at all working the way I intended. Even when it is working correctly, it is still not the way I want it to work. Unfortunately there are a ton of other issues, like the videos being cut off, which is a bug from a recent update, that need to be resolved first. Furthermore, I have pressing issues with other websites that need attendance. I assure you I have every intention of making everything right but there is a sequence of events that keeps growing in order to make that happen. Thanks."

Breaking news...

Deceased rapper Tupac Shakur rolled over in his grave today... rumor has it he heard the worst rapper since Shaquelle O'neal.  

I always loved this song.. actually last time I went to ambrosia dance club I requested it.

SL Porn takes a step back

I'm sure many of you have noticed a change at naughty machinima...do to bandwidth over usage... well, all I have to say is I told you so...weeks ago. This is what happens when you take advantage of a good "free" thing.

So what are you other options? Xtube? Great if the server they put your video on is actually allowing your movie to be embedded otherwise it's useless.

NaughtyBitch ? It's had it's own share of problems including finding a "home" and not jumping from server to server.

It's a shame... instead of taking steps forward and growing as a group... we take a big step backwards...

A fix to the ruthhairfix

 

Does this picture look like you? Are you tired of being just a smoke cloud. Well, the Princess has the Ultimate Ruth Hair fix solution... for 500L I will rid you of that smoke cloud and allow you to roam second life freely, but you must act now supplies are limited. 

On a more serious note I noticed some of you are finding my blog to find a fix for the RuthhairFix. I suffered through this earlier in the year.  The picture above I'm actually using a poofer from a necklace I am not really a smoke cloud..but here is a fix. 

I'm using the Phoenix viewer you can get it here. Phoenix Viewer

1) Go to the top of the viewer next to help where it says Phoenix. The menu will drop down click on show advanced. 

2) Go down to character a another menu will pop up to the right

3) Character tests. Another menu will pop up to the right.

4) select "test male" or "test female" 

5) You will spawn as a default newbie avatar but you should be free and clear of the ruth hair fix. 

if you have another problem in the future rinse and repeat.

I want to play a game

 

Hello Ce Ce...  You been very busy with your finger clicking that refresh button on your browser in attempt to create a false buzz around your movies. 180 views in three hours is pretty unrealistic especially late at night. You were caught boosting your views on Naughty Machinima and a history of your past movies only gave solid evidence to back this up. 

I see you replied to Rayven's post after she exposed an individual on her blog... problem is Rayven never said if it was a male or female. She never mentioned the person's name.. You only assumed it was you because you had a guilty conscience. Bad mistake Ce Ce, mix in the fact once Rayven made her post your video views slowed dramatically.

On your blog instead of trying to post some sort of reason... or excuse.. confession or apology.. you chose to try to make yourself sound smart by rambling on, twisting words in a statement you obviously ripped off of some web page.

Your response on your blog was filled with lies. "trumpeting ego"? Strange choice of words from someone who added hundreds of views to it's videos to boost it's ego. Jealousy? What could Rayven possibly be jealous of you about? Is it because she does not boost her views on her videos like you? Rayven is not to blame for your actions only you are to blame. She just exposed you as the fraud that you are. 

As smart as you tried to make yourself seem... you actions were very ignorant and obvious. You are guilty of making views on Naughty Machinima worthless.

Hello Scooby... you been busy creating several false personalities on Naughty Machinima to boost your movie ratings and degrade Rayven Baily's movies. When Rayven made a fool of you again on her blog, you cried you been victimized again. Cause and effect, Scooby. Your cowardly act of giving her new movie bad ratings while hiding behind alt accounts lead to her actions and sent her blog views through the roof. 

 

Does this movie look like it warrants a 5 star rating? Yet, that is what you rated it with all your fake accounts. It seems your judgement on what is good and what is not is horrible at best.

 

While you spent your day monitoring her blog all day she went on to live a normal real life. The sad truth is Rayven Baily has more control of your own life then you do yourself. Your life revolves and hangs on her every word.

Soon you will have your so call "friends" tell you your next movie is great... they will try to build your shattered confidence back up by an exaggeration of the truth.  They won't hold you accountable for all your recent sins.  If these where your real friends they would be straight with you and tell you to shut the fuck up, but they won't....instead you will just whine more like a bitch about Rayven"s blog.

You are guilty of creating fake account on Naughty Machinima to boost movie rating of your lackluster movies and to degrade Rayven Baily's stellar work.  You are also guilty of being a hypocrite and subjecting everyone to watch your bad movies.

Ce Ce and Scooby it's your choice.. Live or die. Choose your destiny.

A salute to a fine SL Director!

 

Today Scooby Mode went on Naughty Machinima with his alt accounts and his own and gave my latest movie flight club 1 star rating dropping it down from 5 stars to 3. So I started to wonder why would someone go through the trouble to do this? It's clear as day.. jealously. He can't reach the level of my movies so he goes on naughty Machinima with his fake accounts (all six) boost his ratings and drop mine. That is the only way to explain his movie ratings as I will show below.

Look at the picture above... amazing editing. Girl is holding on to what appears to be a invisible dick and sucking it. Maybe this is a protoype of the new x5 cock it turns invisible when sucked.

 

Here Scooby is giving this girl's left butt cheek a work out. 

Hmmm... so close yet so far way. Excellent adjustment of the pose ball. 

You have to admire the hard work put into editing this one.. Girls arms in the wall.. Hud showing. 

 I saved the best for last. This was from the underwater film he shot. Awesome close up of his cock not inside the female's body. Now here is the best part. 

The following is part of a conversation provided by Scooby Mode as he sent it to everyone in the pornstars group. 

[2010/11/21 22:50]  Rayven Baily: never said mine is perfect but to release a video a fuck sceen with the cock outside lol show how lazy and bad you are

[2010/11/21 22:51]  Scooby Mode: you must be blind as shit then
[2010/11/21 22:51]  Scooby Mode: becuz my cock was pretty much in her    the whole movie

[2010/11/21 22:51]  Scooby Mode: anal, or pussy
[2010/11/21 22:51]  Scooby Mode: no oen said you fuck the pussy everytime
[2010/11/21 22:51]  Scooby Mode: smart one.
[2010/11/21 22:51]  Rayven Baily: really? in the underwater video ? want me to send a screen pic for u
[2010/11/21 22:51]  Rayven Baily: get some glasses
[2010/11/21 22:52]  Scooby Mode: even if it did...  like i said im not perfect.
[2010/11/21 22:52]  Scooby Mode: and that dont make my video bad either
[2010/11/21 22:52]  Scooby Mode: i was actually going to make a real bad video
[2010/11/21 22:52]  Scooby Mode: for naughty machinima.
[2010/11/21 22:52]  Scooby Mode: hoenstly

[2010/11/21 22:52]  Rayven Baily: omg u seriosuly did know the cock wasnt in her OMG LOL LOL LOL

He had no clue the penis was showing LOL.What were you doing editing the movie with a blindfold on LOL.

This was only a small look at a few films... I'm sure there are some more excellent displays of his superior directing and editing skills in the rest of his movies.

I salute you Scooby Mode you give Newbies hope that with a little effort.. their first movie will be better than your 70th. Keep those amazing moments coming and keep us laughing at you.

My search for knowledge

 

Today I went on a search of second life to learn. Search for knowledge!!! I was confused and I guess I didn't "get it" so I wanted to figure it out. 

Earlier today someone mentioned leaving constructive criticism. I guess the thing that confused me is who said it from what I knew..


I found out what constructive criticism means "promoting improvement or development"...but does everyone deserve it? Then i got this visual image of OJ Simpson looking for some constructive criticism after killing two people including his ex wife.. He walks up to Kato and he gives it to him by saying "Next time you have an argument maybe nobody should die" or "Your temper is improving. you didn't kill me."

I bet the guards tell Charles Manson every day he don't look like it but he actually is a very nice guy.

Yea right!!

So last night I was uploading my video "Flight club" and as soon as I went to the Naughty Machinima web page something stood out like a sore thumb. A new movie which was uploaded 3 hours earlier already had 110 views. So I started to upload my movie and opened another browser window and started to watch this 'popular"movie. It actually was pretty good... then my movie was done uploading and the next thing I know WOW! all of a sudden this movie was viewed 65 more times!!

I thought this was kind of strange considering it was between 10-11 Pm  SLT and not exactly "prime time". All these people watched this movie at the same time too.. wow.

Yea right!!

Then I looked back at other movies by this director. Wow... amazing this person's movies are averaging 1603 views!!! Who else can say that Emma? Maybe.. yet this person has like 70 less followers than Emma has on her blog, yet has the same "fan base" on Naughty machinima.

I compared this person's video from a few weeks ago which had over 1000 views to my video "Dommaidatrix" which is on the front page and is a featured film. What a surprise... their movie is averaging more views per day. 

Ironically, like OJ Simpson this has a sad ending... he was once a great football player... now he is only known as a criminal. This person actually makes good movies, but I guess they are not satisfied with making good art, but it's all about boosting views....which really gets you nothing.

You make any money from more views? You get any award? Is you face on any magazine? Did they name a region in second life after you? What did you gain from this???

Nothing, but you lost respect and gained a label which is my Princess word of the day!!!

Definition of FRAUD

1a : deceit, trickery; specifically : intentional perversion of truth in order to induce another to part with something of value or to surrender a legal right b : an act of deceiving or misrepresenting : trick

2

a : a person who is not what he or she pretends to be : impostor; also : one who defrauds : cheat b : one that is not what it seems or is represented to be