Why Jumpman Man Lame really left Second life

No it wasn't because he tried to live out a life of a vampire like his idol Edward.

As I mentioned earlier Sissyboy Lame got drunk on New year's eye. This is confirmed by his own blog.

This buddy DJ Quad invited him over for a exciting night of watching sweating men in tights roll around and touch each other.

Both of them had a little too much to drink. This is confirmed by DJ quad's twitter.

DJ Quad blacked out at 10PM and shortly after DJ quad wanted to try out some of the wrestling moves. Little is know what happened next until a little before midnight when 911 received the following call.The following is the official 911 transcript

[11:58 PM] 911 operator: 911, I hope you are having a happy new year how can I help you.
[11:58 PM] Jumpman Lane: Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh,
[11:58 PM] 911 operator: Can I help you sir what's wrong.
[11:58 PM] Jumpman Lane: Hehehe ya sap, DJquad Radio gotz hiz weenie in my bunz. Help
[11:59 PM] 911 operator: Sir, I can't help you if I cant understand you.
[11:59 PM] Jumpman Lane: Foos can ye spek anglish? hehehe
[11:59 PM] 911 operator: 911 is used for emergencies not for playing around is your mother or father home so I can speak with them.
[12:00 AM] Jumpman Lane: sap DJQuad Radio pull my drawls off an raszel my butt. hehehe Help ya foos.
[12:00 AM] 911 operator: I'm sorry sir I don't understand you. I'm going to have to hang up and free the line up for someone that needs help. Have a happy new year.

[12:05 AM] DJ Quad wakes up and rushes his friend Jumpman Lane to the hospital were he is admitted with "internal injuries" where he spent the first few weeks of 2012.

We interrupt this second life for a real life

I want to apologize to all those who keep coming to my blog wanting to laugh at me making fun of the Crabface. Second life is not my only life (unlike some one. Harvey Fallen knows who I'm talking about)
I do this on my spare time. It's sort of a hobby I guess and one I really enjoy especially when Harvey Fallen needs my help. They have been having attention withdraws and asked me to give the more of it. Just like a crack whore crying to the deal for more. Hold up, hold up.. crack head. I don't want to give you another Overdose.

\Just stay tuned... I have some things in store. I will once again show that this fruitcake, Mr. Harvey Fallen is a liar. I mean it's not all the hard. Hell, I'm also putting a list together of all their lies in the last 5 or so months. That is like having another job all together. The list is long and the Crabface can whine about it, but facts are facts. In fact I'm sure they won't have anything to say but.. "I'm sorry, can you please take it down. I like you, rayven will you be my friend?"

You see that is why the Brokeback Barbie blog was such a success cause it was based on facts and exposed this loser for the psychotic gender confused loser that he is.

This is why their blog and this blog by SissyBoy Lame is a joke. All they can do is take photos off my blog and alter them cause neither can clearly use Photoshop themselves. They couldnt mask their way out of a wet paper bag.

The cowardly Lane-n is back in second life and more on the soon. After months of ignoring me.. all out. It seems they are now dropping my name. LOL. TWO MONTHS LATER. I guess we know what he got from Christmas - two testicles ROFLMAO.

I mean serious a 29 year old man who talks like a 12 year old.. and goes into hiding for two months. trying to pick on Torley Linden LOL. Now this coward is still in hiding on his Disney blog while reading the ENTIRE HISTORY of my BLOG. ROFLMAO. Oh, gawd... I think Harvey Fallen might not be the lamest person in second life.

Bieber Responds!!

Back in November I made a comment to Justin Bieber (hell I dont know exactly what he said) but my comment was about lip syncing.

It tell you how much I pay attention to Twitter. He responded!

Saying "Go Big or GO HOME"

What the fuck does that mean? You are going to be the best Lip Sync performer or you are going to quit? Just quit.. PLEASE!

WWDDD

That is the motto I will live by. What does it mean? What would Doctor Drew Do?

I have seen Celebrity Rehab and he does a wonderful job trying to fix fucked up people. I sort of can relate to him in many ways. I just want to help. I thought the Crabface was making real progress.. but it seems they had a relapse in their therapy when I would not be their friend.

I guess they just don't understand I cannot be their friend until they are fully cured cause I want them to get to the finish line and they were far from it. They got over that first hurdle and thought the race was over... but it wasn't and now we are back to the starting line.

I mean it happens... and this person is very, very sick. So sick that I don't even realize how sick in the head they are. They think that they are a busty blonde bimbo, but when they look in the mirror they see a gay young man.  They are delusional and and very confused.

They are very angry and are prone to fits of rage! They have a history of making up lies cause they don't want to face the truth.

They told me "like i came on sl you know to escape real life problems" and in the past said they didn't want people to know the real them.

This is where we must break through. We have to open are arms to the "real" Harvey Fallen.. and not judge this Crabface. We need this little delicate flower to once again bloom so one day he can put on a wedding dress and marry the man of his dreams. 

He is obviously suffering from emotional distress after he tried to come out of his shell and admitted to his one time SL partner he was a man.. only to see his partner did not want a homosexual relationship with another man.

This delicate flower had thoughts of the two of them prancing through a field of daisies on a sunny summer day holding hands, but instead this lead to a life of abuse. They went and made their fake boobs bigger, mouth uglier and went on a whoring spree. The creature was born.

Someone or something has taken control of this young man's soul and I must help him get his life back on track.

So Mr. Harvey Fallen we are back to square one with your treatment. If it worked once, it will work again. As you know this will be another long and painful road for you, but Im here to help regardless of how many times you relapse.

Even if you try to start another Cyber bullying thread in another forum only to get laughed out of it.. I will know that is a cry for help and will only up my radical treatments and want to help you that much more.

Some day I hope we can be friends.. maybe even walk you down the asile as you finally find your Denzel Washington and milk his cock putting it in and around your mouth like you enjoy so much but I need you to continue to take your meds as prescribed and stay focused.  There are no short cuts. We must work together to fix your fuck up ass.

Hopefully...someday, your friend
Dr. Rayven Baily

Oh em Gee the Cover Girls for new Princess Magazine!

The cover girl for Princess magazine have been chosen and we just couldn't pick one. There is the Raccoon.. the Crabface monster with it's anatomically correct pickle penis and the Sissy cowardly Lane-n.

In this first magazine we hope to get a interview with the Crabface on the art of ass kissing and if the Crabface don't go in a rage. (which is highly unlikely) we might get into other areas surrounding this controversial creature.

We will discuss the whereabouts of Cowardly Lane-n and if the rumors are true that a New Year's eve party at DJQuads lead to some drunken wrestling and Lane-n waking up with a sore butt.

We will also get make up tips from the Raccoon. How to look trashy on a budget.

Top 10 tips to get you in the fast lane to look like every other barbie on second life so you can join the herd at the Ghetto! 

That and much, much more!


**UPDATE**

I tried to contact cover girl Cowardly Lane-n. He is still very timid. Rumor has it that there will be no Groundhog's day. It will be replaced by Jumpman Lane day. So If Cowardly Lane-n comes out of his hole and gets scared of his own shadow. That means 6 more months of him being a sissy.


[08:32] MΣGΛП FЦX (rayven.baily): Ah look who crawled out of his hole. I guess this means ShyVahn is also returning LOL.


(No response ROFLMAO - Yea Drama is your middle name)

[08:42] MΣGΛП FЦX (rayven.baily): LOL sissy boy LOL
[08:42] User not online - message will be stored and delivered later.

Second Life Cowardly Rating: Jumpman Lane aka SissyBoy Lame aka Cowardly Lane-n, aka Vampboy Lame  - King of Cowards

Pucker up, Crabface

Let's get this ball rolling. Over the last few months the Crabface has been IMing me and been all over my ass with their big ugly crab mouth panted on my Million linden ass.

This is the ending of a conversation the Crabface IMed and start. This was right after Graded was exposed talking to my spy about Harlee Fallen. Graded claiming Harlee Fallen is a gay male in real life and his SL girlfriend (who actually is a gay male himself in real life) can confirm that Harlee was a male as he cammed with him. 

[2011/11/14 23:39]  нαяℓєє (harlee.fallen): /me crickets chirp...''so uhm i guess i'll see you around...''
[2011/11/14 23:39]  MΣGΛП FЦX (rayven.baily): i doubt it. lol. i dont go to the sims you do. im banned from most of them
[2011/11/14 23:40]  нαяℓєє (harlee.fallen): LOL
[2011/11/14 23:40]  нαяℓєє (harlee.fallen): /me hugs you..''Bye ...Rayven''

For someone who just got exposed they sure were sucking up to me. They even apologized for making fun of my grandmother. 

[2011/11/14 22:47]  Harlee Fallen: like hallo?
[2011/11/14 22:50]  MΣGΛП FЦX (rayven.baily): uh yea
[2011/11/14 22:51]  нαяℓєє (harlee.fallen): lol, so i read your latest little post...cute
[2011/11/14 22:51]  нαяℓєє (harlee.fallen): but look i just wanna say i dont think your a faggot and everything i said about your grand mother i never meant it
[2011/11/14 22:52]  MΣGΛП FЦX (rayven.baily): well i expected you to be ranting and raving like always you seems pretty calm
[2011/11/14 22:52]  нαяℓєє (harlee.fallen): honestly i'm tired of it ...the fighting i mean
[2011/11/14 22:53]  MΣGΛП FЦX (rayven.baily): im sure you are. im not sure why wouldnt werent tired of it long ago.
[2011/11/14 22:54]  MΣGΛП FЦX (rayven.baily): personally calling me a faggot dont bother me, but I dont like that word and just shows what you are about.
[2011/11/14 22:54]  нαяℓєє (harlee.fallen): i know you think i'm like the worst person on here...but honestly i'm not ...you and i both know this character i play isnt me its just something people like to see me as...you spending all this time blogging about it is redundant now

[2011/12/05 08:31]  Harlee Fallen: (Saved Mon Dec 05 05:32:54 2011)hey Rayven i have a request, could you take down those blogs now i know its alot to ask with our history but i'm going to be taking mine down and i really dont want to be associated with so much drama....like i came on sl you know to escape real life problems and i just wanted like a different experience on SL...so would that be cool if we could just take them down together and maybe start fresh ?

 Real life problems? Yea, mental problems... escaping them is not going to cure them.


[2012/01/02 21:49]  Kimber Rhys: like hallow?
[2012/01/02 21:50]  MΣGΛП FЦX (rayven.baily): huh?
[2012/01/02 21:51]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): could you unmute me on harlee fallen
[2012/01/02 21:51]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): gettin all lagged out and shit
[2012/01/02 21:51]  MΣGΛП FЦX (rayven.baily): i dont think you are muted but what do you want
[2012/01/02 21:52]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): oh ok well i'm just wondering lol why are you still mentioning me in your blogs?
[2012/01/02 21:52]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): i thought 'we' were done talking about one another
[2012/01/02 21:52]  MΣGΛП FЦX (rayven.baily): I didnt call you are crabface or nothing
[2012/01/02 21:53]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): i know but your still mentioning harlee fallen
[2012/01/02 21:53]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): like in every post even if the post isnt about me lolol
[2012/01/02 21:53]  MΣGΛП FЦX (rayven.baily): not really i havent been blogging much
[2012/01/02 21:54]  MΣGΛП FЦX (rayven.baily): i can understand if i was saying someting bad but i havent
[2012/01/02 21:55]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): ok well this chick i.md me and said your blogging about me i noticed it was like after christmas....and i havent really been blogging much either so i dunno just wondered why it was relevant to mention me
[2012/01/02 21:55]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): like if its to get hits and shit i mean thats cool
[2012/01/02 21:55]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): i just wanted too clarify that you and i are still on this truce
[2012/01/02 21:56]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): being new year and all that seems stupid to go back to all that september shit
[2012/01/02 21:57]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): like i dunno i i.md you on harlee before asking if you could take down your two blogs on me and i'd take down my posts since i didnt really wanna be associated with all that negetivity but it just feels as if your holding onto that drama
[2012/01/02 21:59]  MΣGΛП FЦX (rayven.baily): i dont care about hits never have never will if i care about hits i would blog about real life porn like emmauelle jamerson
[2012/01/02 21:59]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): ya
[2012/01/02 21:59]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): i notice that brings in alot of people
[2012/01/02 21:59]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): aswell
[2012/01/02 22:00]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): which is why sometimes i randomly post those john person pics
[2012/01/02 22:00]  MΣGΛП FЦX (rayven.baily): all i did was mention your name. cause it related to the topic at hand. im sure the girl who mentioned was that mercedees styles bitch
[2012/01/02 22:01]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): honestly rayven i dont 'hate' u or resent u or even dislike you anymore...its weird because lol i think i might actually like you because we both have this bitchy attitude and its funny at the end of the day lol ya dont really know mercedes besides the fact she was suppose to be the cover girl of jumpmans magazine
[2012/01/02 22:02]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): LOL god knows what happened there he just up and left
[2012/01/02 22:04]  MΣGΛП FЦX (rayven.baily): people have asked me to blog more about you but i havent. i been too busy in rl and its just too much work. i didnt care you won that contest i stopped following it along time ago
[2012/01/02 22:05]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): yea probably vanhelsings crazy ass
[2012/01/02 22:06]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): lol but anyway am glad that ur past that shit because even i told people not matter what am no longer going to that place i wasted to much time on some stupid internet drama already am just like helpin a friend with a sim and looking to rent out spaces and shit and make money like the rest i'm like done with
[2012/01/02 22:07]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): how was ur new year and christmas anyway
[2012/01/02 22:09]  MΣGΛП FЦX (rayven.baily): ok i moved in rl the day after christmas so is was a long week
[2012/01/02 22:10]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): oh wow did u move like states or diff place? that would be a total pain
[2012/01/02 22:10]  MΣGΛП FЦX (rayven.baily): so that jumpman guy didnt say anything to you about him quitting sl
[2012/01/02 22:11]  MΣGΛП FЦX (rayven.baily): same state different city
[2012/01/02 22:11]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): like last time i spoke to him
[2012/01/02 22:11]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): was after he gave me my prize money then he was just talkin about
[2012/01/02 22:11]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): gettin out his first issue
[2012/01/02 22:11]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): and how it was delayed
[2012/01/02 22:11]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): and then he was gone..
[2012/01/02 22:11]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): i randomly went onto the website and it was down and i read the message
[2012/01/02 22:12]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): and his twitter was gone...so am just gonna assume he's on some alt
[2012/01/02 22:13]  MΣGΛП FЦX (rayven.baily): yea he is on a alt he contacted me a few times claiming it wasnt him nbut you could tell it was
[2012/01/02 22:13]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): no idea lol but u know a guy like him would never just up and leave sl
[2012/01/02 22:14]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): i dont get why he's so controvestial Lolol
[2012/01/02 22:15]  MΣGΛП FЦX (rayven.baily): i heard you and maryse are friends now
[2012/01/02 22:15]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): 'friends'
[2012/01/02 22:15]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): really lol
[2012/01/02 22:15]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): i just bullshit with her now and again
[2012/01/02 22:15]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): i dont hold grudges
[2012/01/02 22:15]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): she apologized
[2012/01/02 22:15]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): and i'm over it
[2012/01/02 22:15]  MΣGΛП FЦX (rayven.baily): well she said you two were friends
[2012/01/02 22:16]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): bless her soul
[2012/01/02 22:16]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): she's not bad i just dont consider 80% of this friend list
[2012/01/02 22:16]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): friends
[2012/01/02 22:16]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): ya know?
[2012/01/02 22:16]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): not even 90%
[2012/01/02 22:17]  MΣGΛП FЦX (rayven.baily): yea i guess
[2012/01/02 22:17]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): plus am a softy at heart all i need is an apology and i'm like lol ok...nvm
[2012/01/02 22:17]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): like the other day
[2012/01/02 22:17]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): i dunno if u read
[2012/01/02 22:18]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): my post on that weird ass circus clown curse ixtar
[2012/01/02 22:18]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): she randomly i.md me
[2012/01/02 22:18]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): trying to be like
[2012/01/02 22:18]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): 'yo, harlee we good aight...just to let you know no bad blood...'' and i was like....LOL...wow this bitch is ghetto
[2012/01/02 22:18]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): and she wouldnt say that she was 'apologizing'
[2012/01/02 22:19]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): so i'm like so your apologizing?
[2012/01/02 22:19]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): so i'm just like...whats the point in i.ming me then bitch
[2012/01/02 22:19]  MΣGΛП FЦX (rayven.baily): honestly i have been on sl the last two week but mostly afk i havent followed or talked to allot of people
[2012/01/02 22:19]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): lol its just retarded shit
[2012/01/02 22:19]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): i feel like i started
[2012/01/02 22:20]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): an epidemic
[2012/01/02 22:20]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): all these bitches are like generic clones of me
[2012/01/02 22:20]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): bt ya sl sucks now not missing much
[2012/01/02 22:21]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): am jus helping out with this new sim and planning on makin a lil income from that
[2012/01/02 22:23]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): like rayven its entirely upto u but would there be any possibility that u could take down those blogs now please
[2012/01/02 22:24]  MΣGΛП FЦX (rayven.baily): hmm.. in the past it has always come back to bite me in the ass to remove stuff.
[2012/01/02 22:25]  MΣGΛП FЦX (rayven.baily): the brokeback barbie blog i forgot the password. i havent logged into that account since the last post
[2012/01/02 22:25]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): its been a few months now and i feel like its been pretty cool between us and u and i both know u can always get them back up if u wanted too
[2012/01/02 22:26]  MΣGΛП FЦX (rayven.baily): i will think it over.
[2012/01/02 22:26]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): its up to u, babes at the end of the day, your still fine in my book

 If it's up to me why do you keep whining about it?





[2012/01/02 22:28]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): ok like its just something thats there and its sad because sl was suppose to be my get away
[2012/01/02 22:28]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): i could always just start over again but its not easy
[2012/01/02 22:30]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): jus sick of ppl havin no other come backs anymore lol ya know it just makes sl a shitty place for me

Ah Poor baby... you should have thought about that before running your mouth for months.  I told you from the start to shut your mouth and start over. Max said to let it blow over.. you had to run your mouth. Nobody feels bad for what happened..






[2012/01/02 22:31]  кιмвєя (kimber.rhys): ok girl thanks for hearin me out tho if u ever like need anything i can help with let me know xoxo on fallen

[2012/01/10 18:49]  Harlee Fallen: hey girl, like some people i know left me an offline with this new blog about you, just wanted to clarify i have nothing to do with it
[2012/01/10 18:49]  MΣGΛП FЦX (rayven.baily): oh yea
[2012/01/10 18:50]  нαяℓєє (harlee.fallen): yea, been a way for a couple of days like literally got back this morning

 [2012/01/11 14:51]  MΣGΛП FЦX (rayven.baily): So where is this blog at?
[2012/01/11 14:52]  нαяℓєє (harlee.fallen): lool oh my gosh i literally jus logged on :O how did u know
[2012/01/11 14:52]  нαяℓєє (harlee.fallen): lemme go find the link
[2012/01/11 14:52]  нαяℓєє (harlee.fallen): btw
[2012/01/11 14:52]  нαяℓєє (harlee.fallen): jumpman lane is back apparently lolol
[2012/01/11 14:53]  нαяℓєє (harlee.fallen): http://thatssorayven.blogspot.com/?zx=96c264751952081d
[2012/01/11 14:53]  MΣGΛП FЦX (rayven.baily): how did i know you told me last night
[2012/01/11 14:53]  нαяℓєє (harlee.fallen): nuuu how did u know i logged on
[2012/01/11 14:53]  MΣGΛП FЦX (rayven.baily): I have my ways
[2012/01/11 14:53]  Second Life: secondlife:///app/agent/2533e7d6-2c16-4c60-bfdc-08d6f58862bd/about is offering friendship.

 Would you be my friend?

 (By default, you will be able to see each other's online status.)

Crabface trying to friend me LOL. 

So Crabface acts like they are doing me a favor by telling me about this blog. They claimed they were out of town for 6 days. Let me translate that. Meaning they didn't log on to the Harlee account but other accounts. LOL. Then again, they couldn't even do that...

[2012/01/05 21:26] Harlee Olivieri ((( ONLINE )))
[2012/01/10 18:49]  Harlee Fallen: hey girl, like some people i know left me an offline with this new blog about you, just wanted to clarify i have nothing to do with it

Online on the 5th-Online on the 10th. That don't add up to being out of town for 6 days. 

Then there is this blog about me. LOL. It's a blog by someone trying to hide their identity. They reference Disney Children's programing three times. Power Rangers... LOL. Who is this blog supposed to be dissing? Seriously. good thing you are hiding your identity. 

After all. my 8 year old niece will relate to things on Disney channel cause she watches those type shows which are geared towards her. When you are an adult and the only thing you can reference is Disney Kid's programing then you are sad. ICarley LOL. what the hell is that. Aren't those guys on those Kid's yogurt drinks. LOL. 

I bet this person sleeps with a Hanna Montana doll. 

More to come stay tuned...