The Countdown is on!

Less than 7 hours remain. Will the SissyBoy take Candie Mendle's challenge and show at Teasers @ 4PM SLT?

The better question might be if he shows up will he be in drag?

I say he does show up but not as SissyBoy Lame more than likely one of his female alts. Maybe even Meg Corral.

Opps.. did I just say he was Meg Corral? More on that later.

Jumpman Lame called out

Yet.. he shows that he is the Kang of the Sissies and goes into hiding.

Apparently, Jumpman Lane was trolling in a group I'm not so found of myself. "The Pornstars"

The Following offer was made to the Sissyboy and guess what happened? So Sissyboy is getting one more chance.. will the Sissyboy come out of hiding or is he scared of his own shadow?

Apparently if the Sissyboy shows up that means that winter will end soon. If SissyBoy Lame is too scared to leave his hiding spot then it means we are in for a long winter.

Here is the Notecard:
 
I would like to sincerely extend my regrets to the group for lowering my standards to the level of a coward pussy and causing some disruption to the party yesterday.  As you may know we were griefed by a sissy pussy and despite repeated requests he refused to take it outside and meet me face to face. denied my TPs and and refused to TP me to what the fuck ever sim he holds that Liden hasn't reclaimed. That all being said you are all invited to Teasers tommorrow to see if the wanker has the guts to come grief us face to face. I doubt we will see a pixel but we all know the name. So we know what to do. 4:00 tommorrow at Teasers Jumpman or STFU forever.

Damn so will Sissyboy Lame show? I doubt it. He is Kang of the Sissies, afterall. 

King of Queens?

Is Jumpman Lane AKA SissyBy Lame really a cross dressing transgender? It seems like he is trying hard to tell us so. I'm starting to think he is not trying to be a troll but she is crying for help for people to accept him as a she.

Click here to see a video posted by Jumpman Lane.

In the video you will see Jumpman Lame is dressed as a women. In the end even says he is a cross dresser.


Then there is "alt" ShyVahn who claims they are a woman.

There was a point where ShyVahn was trying to IM me and I ignored them. So ShyVahn logs off and look who logs on LOL.

[09:30] jumpman lane ((( ONLINE )))
[09:30] ShyVahn ((( OFFLINE )))

Not just once LOL.


[07:07] jumpman lane ((( ONLINE )))
[07:08] ShyVahn ((( OFFLINE )))


[08:23] jumpman lane ((( ONLINE )))
[08:23] ShyVahn ((( OFFLINE )))


Now there is a "girl" named "Natalie"talking about fecal matter over and over. Also claiming they are not "ShyVahn". Interesting that ShyVahn tired to start a blog on Nov 20th on world press.

What is Sissyboy Lame trying to tell us? Is this his way of saying deep down he feels like a women? Don't be afraid, girl. You can come out of the closet. I know it's tough cause your friend Harlee "Harvey" Fallen tried to come out of the closet and told their SL partner they were not a female but actually a male. 

Their main Avatar Harlee Olilervi was a male avatar at one point and made the change. I'm sure if they can do it so can you. We can get you in a skin that's more comfortable with your feminine side.

Don't let their failure scare you, girl. You are a beautiful Sissyboy and you should be proud of it.
You are the Kang of the Sissies after all .

I know your goal is to be the King of Queens and this Crabface is not going to give that title up easy.

The Thirsty Hoe Mega mix

Meg Whoreral and BrokeBack Barbie's theme song. I can't say these cunts are pissed off cause it looks like they are pissed on. LMAO

I'ma give you some poo-poo
I'ma give you some pee-pee
I'ma give you some doo doo
And wash it down with some wee-wee

Also the new and improved Meg Corral Bidet. Don't worry about a dirty ass no more. Pee in the mouth and let this thirsty hoe do all the work for you.

OMGZ ROFLMAO!!!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Talk about stupidity LMAO. Leave it to the Crabface.

So here is the deal. As I said the Crabface was kissing my ass a few weeks back and IMed me claiming to be out of town for 6 days. Once again, that was bullshit. So they tell me about this blog about me.

So I said I think they are one of three people who could of possibly made the blog and the Crabface got mad, but before they started raging like always.. they sent me a texture which I didn't look at cause... Broke Back barbie is full of shit 95% of the time.

So after we talked they ran to their blog to make a post and one of the things they put on their was a screenshot of a message they got in e-mail from someone telling them about this blog. Thing is the Crabface, with his wonderful photo editing skills blurred most of the name who sent it out EXCEPT the last letter which was a "L".

So I open this texture that the Crabface sent me  a few weeks ago (today) and blow it up some in Photoshop. Hmmm very interesting.

 

You dumb ass you blurred the bottom but what does it say on top. Add Meg Corral to contacts? LOL To Harlee Fallen LMAO Hmmm.. Funny, this bitches last name ends in a L. 

Fucking dumb and dumber. This stupid hoe Meg Corral was whining in my IM box shortly after I exposed the Pixel X awards was rigged. This hoe was crying cause I said nobody knew who she was. Well, don't hate the messenger,cunt. Afterall, nobody knew who this bitch was but somehow she had as many votes as Van? LMAO 

Then Van IMed me blowing up my box defending her. Even claiming that she was his real life wife. Damn, that's a long distance relationship. One in Russia and the other in the US. 

Then a few days later this bitch Meg Corral  was in my box again claiming I was right that the contest was fixed and said she asked to be removed from it. Yet that didn't stop her from stuffing the ballot box nor did it stop her from accepting the money after getting on her knees to suck that retard Jumpboy Lame.

So now you are siding with your Tranny friend from Scotland over your real life husband? ROFLMAO. Shit that's going to be one messy divorce.

I think it's clear some people are pretty desperate for money in second life and others just don't need it that bad and have standards/ Then there are these two tricks.

The only two ticks so far I have ever seen who were in a video where they where pissed on and had their faces shoved into urine and forced to lick it up. ROFLMAO

They have no fucking talent other then sit on a pose ball and do whatever someone else says... 

what and embarrassment LMAO. . 

"Mom, I'm a big deal in second life. I drank a liter of a man's urine today LMAO

Hot topic? Cunt, you sure are now. Like Bin Laden you hiding days are over. 

You look like a baboon went from a Barbie to Baboon. LMAO

When you are this thirsty you will swallow anything. LMAO. Get it girl You are a star LOL

This ugly ass bitch is even trying to mimic my blog LMAO. 

Hmmm.. oh look who is using Phoenix viewer LOL. 

 Newbie hanging with other Newbies

Nice outfit don't they give you that for free at Sticky Fingers LMAO

 
Ah damn Meg nowhere to hide now.  What's with the skin you got kinda dark. LMAO.

Funniest Part about this is the resolution size of these pictures. What are you playing second life on your phone LMAO. 

No wonder your whack ass piece of shit computer couldn't render me in all my awesomeness. 

 Dissing on my schoolgirl outfit. You look straight out of a freebie store LMAO. No wonder you were hiding your identity. I would of been embarassed too wearing this. LOL. I guess drinking urine don't pay all that well. 


Wait? What? You did it for free?

Spend some of that fucking money you get Sugar Baby LAMO.

Oh I forgot.. Storm don't have any. 

Shit I sorta feel bad for SissyBoy Lame I been bending him over for nothing LOL. 

Don't worrry you thirsty Ho I know where to find you. I'll just check the rest rooms in second life. I'm sure men are using your face as a urinal.

It's good to be Kang.. of Sissies!

You know what I really hate? When you are at a grocery store and some woman is hauling around their kid and he is bawling his fucking eyes out or is throwing some tantrum cause he can't get some sugary cereal. An it just goes on and on.. you are three isles away and this kid's voice is still piercing your brain like someone was stabbing you with a knife. As bad as that is... seeing this 29 year old loser, Sissyboy Lame, whine over and over... and over. Oh yea and over. Is so much worse..

So what's this over sensitive closet hiding Sissy crying about now? What isn't he whining about? I guess we are due for another hissy (or is it sissy) fit about the Alpha Hearld. LOL

So now he has a story about Hard Alley on his blog. This sissy is crying about being cheap? LMAO
You don't even own your house. You don't even own the land. What exactly do you own? A crappy Helicopter and a few dated pieces of furniture? LOL


Seriously this sissy's avatar is over 4 and a half year old and with this Helicopter, dated furniture and his freebie wear his inventory valued at roundly 2,500 lindens. LMAO I saw on history channel a show on the Unabomber and they claimed he was living on 1,000 dollars a year. He was living large compared to Sissyboy.

 Oh I forgot you own a shitty sl magzine filled with misfit and freaks. Raccoon, a Crabface, a Sissy.. a few people might be amused... not because they are interested in what you say. People just like looking at freaks.

 

I mean seriously.. you did the right thing when you tried to erase your account After 4 1/2 years this is the look you came up with LMAO, Problem was you see.. this guy tried to erase his account and live a "real life". He went a week talking like a crackhead and nobody could understand him. They made fun of him. His only friend was a volleyball named wilson he saw washed shore on a beach and a gnome statue he took off someone's lawn. The gnome and Wilson saw what a little sissy bitch he was and they both forced him to sexually pleasure the both of them.

This is why SissyBoy is back.. cause he can't function in the real world. He was a bitch to a volleyball and a statue!  He is clearly the biggest sissy douche in real life.... but in second life he is the Kang of the Sissies!

It's good to be Kang... even if it's only of the sissies!