A open letter to myself?

 

A few days after starting this blog I learned there was a Raven Baily in Illinois after coming across her Myspace page. The following is a open letter to her. 

Dear Ms. Baily,

Let me introduce myself to you, I'm Rayven Baily of Second Life. What? you haven't heard of it? Google it... Well, I might be your younger evil side. Let's see... I an exotic dancer. I'm a escort... oh, yes.. and just finished my first porn movie! I'm sort of trouble with a capital "T". Oh yea, I'm a fucking princess too. I can't forget that! 

So Ms. Baily, I'm sorry if other women have been giving you dirty looks and guys have been trying to dry hump you at every chance they can get,  It's not your fault... it's mine! I mean look at us... I mean me! I'm fucking hot! I did not intend to make your life so exciting. It was Linden Labs who picked my last name and soon they will give me the option to change it. I really haven't given in much thought.. but if my fame and overall awesomeness is too much for you to handle well.. tough shit. 

I know your  phone is ringing more now and you don't have to wait to be seated at a restaurant for a reason. So buckle up you're in for an exciting ride... I'm here to stay! 

Yours truly, 

Rayven Baily

PS - send lindens I need some new shit!