Damn it feels good to be a Princess!

So I finally decided to check out this blog about me. All Princess have their haters... cause they are jealous they can't match our totally awesomeness cause we have Princess DNA! While they have the DNA of a Crab and a Troll.


So their latest "diss" against me is they posted a picture taken while I was at the Cumhouse standing around.

First of all.. this "person" hides their identity. Wow, you can talk shit and be cowardly. Let's get back to this picture which is supposed to "diss" me.  I mean this blog is just one whine-fest about me. LOL.

 

So are you dissing yourself or me? LOL. Um, your shitty ass computer from Walmart was so cheap it couldn't render me in all my awesomeness. Afterall the female in the background is rendered and is in the distance. I'm sorry my rendering cost was way beyond what you can handle. LOL. 

While I was exposing the Crabface backing stuff up with facts and the truth. While I was exposing Jumpboy Lame for being a Twilight loving 29 year old man who thinks talking like a 12 year old.. their blog is just a joke. They take shit off my blog... lol. Like they discovered something. They post my videos from Youtube.. why? I dunno.. they think they are "dissing me". LMAO

So I went back and read when this douche bag ShyVahn (aka SissyBoy Lame) contacted me in world whining like a bitch. Of course he wouldn't IM on his main account cause he was too busy hiding like a bitch.  I dunno the whining seemed very similar to this blog.

They claim they are going to reveal themselves and come out of the closet soon. For their sake it cant happen soon enough. cause they are doing a better job of showing their a idiot than I could ever do. Though my money is SissyBoy Lame goes back going back into hiding.

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Sorry. I sort of have a life... a real life unlike some others who are on second life with three accounts at the same time. Then again they make 150K a week and can prove it with two clicks of a button, but have never done so. LOL. Not to mention they have sims named after them and people are making hairstyles named after them. I don't know about you, but I don't want a hairstyle called "The Crabface".

Anyhoo my video will be delayed. So far so good. It will be funny to most. A few might not like it so much. Gene Siskel gave it two thumbs up. Rolling Stone 4 out of 5 stars.

So stay tuned. So far it has been fun to make. You never know... just might get me to make some more.

You know you are a Crabface when

I love the program Shark Tank! An sometimes Jeff Foxworthy is on there. Of course he made his money off making Redneck jokes. Well, I want to be a Billionaire in second life so I'm writing a book.. You know you are a Crabface when...

Here is a small tidbit

You know you are a Crabface when you are on three accounts on second life at the same time.


[10:48] Harlee Fallen ((( ONLINE )))
[10:48] Harlee Olivieri ((( ONLINE )))
[10:58] Kimber Rhys ((( ONLINE )))

LMAO - Step out of the dungeon and get a life.

Ah Nuts!

It's 2012 and something is different about Jumpman Lane aka Sissyboy Lame.  As reported earlier we had the inside scoop on Why Jumpman Lane really left second life. 

It seems that is not the only reason that kept him away from second life. The following is a transcript of Jumpman Lane contacting Neuticles, the maker of fake dogs testicles. 

Jenny: Thank you for calling Neuticles testicles for dogs this is Jenny how can I help you?
Jumpman: Ya sap, jumpy needs some ballz hehehe
Jenny: Great, so what is the breed of your dog, sir?
Jumpman: Ya foo they is for me hehehe.
Jenny: I'm sorry sir I don't quiet understand you. Are you trying to say you want the Neuticles?
Jumpman: Ya cant ya undastand anglish ya sap heheh
Jumpman: Rayven Baily say I a coward cuz I hide.hehehe
Jenny: Rayven Baily? Oh you mean the mother fucking princess. I love her blog. That whole crabface thing. Me and my friends can't get enough of it.
Jumpman: hehehe
Jenny: Wait, you are Jumpman Lane that Twilight loving sissy boy who only talks about fecal matter.
Jumpman: Ya turd I tolds you that hehehe
Jenny: Sorry sir our computers are running slow today I wasn't able to get to the google translator page.
Jenny: I have a questions before we can schedule for surgery (giggling)
Jumpman: Wat is dat hehehe
Jenny: Have you had any recent surgeries in the last three months?
Jumpamn: Ya fool ya know I had to have my butz fixes DJ Quad radio rasslin it. heheh
Jenny: (Giggling) Yes, that is right. I'm going to put you on hold for a moment sir.

Jenny: OMG I have this loser Jumpman Lane on the line wanting to get some dogs testicles.
Jumpman: Ya foo I can heard ya. hehehe\
Jenny: Please hold sir.

As you can see Sissyboy Lame bought some fake dog testicles and is trying to fool people into thinking he has a set. Problem is.... he is still a sissy and is fooling nobody.

How low can you go?

The Crabface has officially has hit a all-time low. OMGZs so sad... so pathetic.

So like I said the Crabface was kissing my ass for a while... claimed they were "out of town for six days"

Kind of funny they were on Harlee Olivieri account on the 5th and Harlee Fallen on the 10th and alts in between lol.

[2012/01/05 21:26] Harlee Olivieri ((( ONLINE )))
[2012/01/10 18:49]  Harlee Fallen: hey girl, like some people i know left me an offline with this new blog about you, just wanted to clarify i have nothing to do with it

So this Crabface was very upset I wouldn't take stuff off my blog after they asked me several times.  Even though they "claimed" it was ok. LOL.

So they stage this fake "vacation" and while "out of town" they make this other blog about me . lol.

Like I already said there are things on this blog that point right to the crabface, First off, someone has spent a lot of time on my blog reading past stuff and taking photos off my blog and flickr. Let's see who spends the most time on viewing my blog? I dunno this ugly Crabface who went to my blog 39 times in a 24 hour period.

Funny part all of this the Crabface was whined in the past how much  blog. That I have no life.. LOL. Yet, they are on second life ALL day long on multiple accounts at the same time.

Too bad the Crabface is anything but smart. 

 

Kind of strange how the ThatssoRayven blog gets update around the same time the Crabface's updates it blog. LOL. An they are whining about me blogging too much ROFLMAO. 

How sad.. LOL. Make up a fake story you are going out of town. Make this other blog. Hide your identity and try to pretend to be someone else. LOL.  Yet, you are too fucking stupid to pull it off. Your shitty photo editing gave it away a long time ago and this just confirms it. LMAO.

Go cry to more people to have them IM me and ask me to stop blogging you. You are so pathetic. 

Put you lipstick on boy and start kissing my ass again. 

Harlee Fallen the Asian boy behind the Bimbo.

 You look Fabulous LMAO,

Monkey buisness

So I contacted this Kenny Cheney and asked them why someone would make a video of them saying they looked like Scooby Doo on youtube.

[09:10] Rayven Baily: why do they say you look like scooby doo? I dont see it
[09:10] Keykey Cheney: why am i so ghetto but way more logical than your retarded ass
[09:11] Keykey Cheney: I don't see it either, I see a chimp maybe a monkey ;)
[09:11] Keykey Cheney: who knows


They said they don't look like Scooby Doo but maybe a monkey.

So I typed in google search Ugly Ghetto monkey and this is what I came up with in google photo search. So this is what I'm dealing with I guess. Wearing yellow.. looks more like a big ugly banana

I dunno look like some type of raccoon and monkey hybrid. A Monkcoon or a Rackey.


[08:53] Keykey Cheney: actually, my clothes aren't out dated and they're not freebies to be honest... vive 9 and etc, this is my AVATAR = VIDEO GAME
[08:53] Rayven Baily: I have to say you dont look like scooby doo. More like a chipmonk or something
[08:53] Keykey Cheney: bitch that was so  whack..
[08:53] Keykey Cheney: lmfao
[08:54] Keykey Cheney: bitch, my avatar is out dated but you dont even have flexy hair?
[08:54] Keykey Cheney: and you still wearing stiff a prim
[08:54] Keykey Cheney: and that weak ass bling chain
[08:54] Keykey Cheney: bitch are you kidding me!?
[08:54] Keykey Cheney: lmfao
[08:54] Rayven Baily: Flexi hair LOL
[08:54] Rayven Baily: LOL
[08:54] Rayven Baily: OMG LOL

So this "thing" whatever the fuck it is.. admits it's avatar is WAY outdated (can't buy lindens with food stamps) they think Flexi hair is new LOL. LMAO.

If you get off your back and off the mattress you might find out that flexi hair ain't nothing new and most of flexi hair looks like crap. 

No wonder your avatar is so whack and dated. LOL. There is mesh hair out there and you just discovered flexi hair. LMAO.

Then this homely ghetto ho admitted there clothes weren't freebies (though they look like them) but were from Vive 9 and they were handouts. (once again you can't buy lindens with food stamps).

I guess at Vive 9 they just discovered Flexi hair... Im sure sometime in the next 5 year they will have mesh hair handouts for this homely bitch.

I mean we know Vive 9 makes such amzing clothes here are some of them.  Freebie quality. An considering this Homely bitch ain't paying for nothing... they might as well go to a freebie store or find a hunt cause this stuff I wouldn't be caught dead wearing,

Hell, I have never tried to make any clothes in second life but after a hour it wouldn't take much to make this.