10- Make sure you say thanks to your pet in the closing credits. Gorilla, thank you for being there for me!
9- Learn from others *cough* Kevin Costner *cough* mistakes.
8 - You cannot make this movie in one month Apparently it takes 3 weeks to complete this tutorial.
7 - When people doubt your movie isn't a masterpiece and "the most advanced SL machinima film ever created". Ignore them, the voices in your head are always right..
6 - If anyone asks you anything in second life.. where a certain store is. Where you bought a hairstyle.. take credit for everything they have done.. because it's obvious if it wasn't for you they would be helpless.
5 - Cinnabar don't have cinnamon rolls.
4 - Try to say with a straight face "I made this movie for all of you" without laughing and if there are any delays.. say you are waiting on new technology.
3 - You might wanna try to render the movie before planning a party for it... not 15 minutes before the party starts.
2 - Claim there are many people who said your movie is the best XXX machinima ever! Yet, ignore the fact nobody to date has said this publicly
1 - If all else fails buy a super computer! Hey, it worked for Scooby.